A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... or maybe 2008 just feels like a long time ago.
It is a period of civil war. Rebel cypherpunks are under the leadership of 900-year-old Jedi Muppet Satoshi Nakamoto, who managed to create secret plans for improving the galaxy’s financial infrastructure by removing the need for trusted financial intermediaries. The plans involve THE BLOCKCHAIN, a mystical force that binds the galaxy together.