For as long as I can remember, MarketWatch has featured long-haired mega-bullish analyst Cody Willard on its home page. This is one of those Apple (AAPL) $1000/share fan-boys (although it was brought to my attention by a Sloper earlier today that earlier this year, in February, he upped his target to $1500).
When AAPL slipped from $700 to $600, he declared the stock as having "the flu". I'm not sure what actionable data can be drawn from such a metaphor, but I guess now that the stock is threatening to break beneath $500, it has contracted explosive diarrhea.